Melanie… This Meme’s for you

For a land where the river runs, for a land through the green country, for a land to a shining sea, for a land where the horses run free. And you and me, are free to be, you and me. Gloria puts on her swim dress.

claire do you remember that episode where cam went to your work for a day? i do and manny was about 29 and going to school with alex.

For a land where the river runs free, for a land through the green country, for a land to a shining sea, for a land where the horses run free. And you and me, are free to be, you and me. Hey Gloria, do you remember who gave Haley "Free to Be You and Me" for her 5th birthday?

the glunkies for alex the glunkies for gloria. the glunkies for jay the glunkies for manny the glunkies for haley the glunkies for phil.

Modern Family Anyhoo, there's a football player...

haley champagne showers! champagne showers! no luke don't wet my new top! it's just been dry cleaned!

That does it. No Handy Manny for a month! You’re serious.

Fuck! Have a good one

The day before the day before yesterday... Time to wake up Ramblebranch!

And you will be punished by being banned from watching TV for 2 days as well. No! I wanna watch Handy Manny!

C is for Clean

Luke flips Claire off. That does it. No Handy Manny for a month!

It’s a wonderful day for motherfucking pie

Haley hugs a crying Marlo as everyone else clinks their glasses for her celebration. Gloria snaps a picture from her cell phone. Happy birthday.

Luke and Alex flip Claire off. That does it. No Handy Manny for a month!

Claire is still yelling at Haley for ruining Alex's birthday party. WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU RUIN YOUR SISTER'S BIG DAY?!?

Because you took something that didn’t belong to you, you will stay here for 5 minutes. In addition to that, your Rolie Polie Olie DVDs will be in toy jail for 2 days. I want Rolie Polie Olie!

Its a wonderful day for fucking bitch pies

You're right Gloria. This day has been an amazing adventure. Thanks Mitchell, Cam, Lily, for coming to our Pirate and Princess show, sponsored by Gloria. Bye Dad! Lily loved it! Say bye Lily.