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Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
No I don’t! Who would do something like that? Oh, so you’re just gonna deny it?! I described a day in your life perfectly!
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Didn’t you guys’ kids watch Mustard Pancakes? Peg I don’t even know what that show is.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Lois, he also put mud in her shoes and said that she left them out in the rain but she didn’t. And he also put her stuffed animals in her bed and made her think that there were bedbugs. Hey. How do you know all these things?
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
I'll sleep late every day, and I'll have fresh fish for dinner every night. Har. Har. Har har har har har! How come we're not moving? You alright down there?
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
3.5s
Mr., Call me what the fukk you want, Mr., As long as you got Mr. in front, Mr., Call me what the fukk you want, Mr., As long as you got Mr. in front
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Now see here Johnny. Fire trucks don't grow in gardens. Well I don't care! I'm waiting here anyway!
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
The show about the woman with the cat and three dogs and they have a globe they spin and learn about different countries and at the end one of the dogs writes about the day in his diary? I bet your kids went crazy over the show and had their eyes on the television the whole time I was on? Oh, oh for the love of Christ! Here!
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Yeah. Me and Cousin Eb and Cousin Effie made him believe that he put boogers on my nightstand. And fortunately, it worked because from that day on, he promised not to play tricks on anyone, including me, again.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Yeah. Me and Cousin Ebb and Cousin Effie made him believe that he put boogers on my nightstand. And fortunately, it worked because from that day on, he promised not to play tricks on anyone, including me, again.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
It’s between me too! I give my kids some advice and life lessons, just like the others do. No you don't. You eat bonbons all the time, and you also sit on the couch and sleep all day.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
It’s between me too! I give my kids some advice on how to live their life perfectly! No you don’t! You’re so lazy and it’s so embarrassing! You eat bonbons every night, and sit on the couch and sleep all day!
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Lisa, get away from him! He's not your type of man! And Dee, tone the snoring down a little please. What did you put in there that's making her snore? Nothing! I just put blue Gatorade in there, nothing else. I don't even know what flavor blue Gatorade is.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
And although he never asked for help in his life, he could sure use some now. I could sure use some help now.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
It made him look like he built a fort there, when he really didn’t. Luckily, he didn’t put mustard in the syrup jar and put it on our pancakes, cause in real life, that would be gross. Yeah. But your booger prank made him stop, and that’s all that matters.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Finally, tired of going in circles, the pirate crew had a little talk, and decided to take action. No! I'll never ask for help. Arrr.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
So, there we were. Me and my brother in my father's garden. And all Johnny wanted to do was to grow a fire truck. Johnny sat right down next to his section, and waited for his fire truck to grow, even though my dad had explained to him that fire trucks don't grow in gardens.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
I hope this works. I'll just put this note in the bottle. Then, he threw the bottle back into the ocean, and watched the waves take it away.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Yeah. You and Mike are like that, giving them words of wisdom. And you like to sing too, don’t you Carol? Yeah. I like the songs in that show too.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Har. Here's the deal Captain Skunk. Join me and we'll rule the Seas together, or I'll leave you here on this island in the middle of nowhere! Captain Skunk refused of course.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Now, I was busy over in my section with my friend, Scarecrow. And we were planting the baby potatoes my dad gave me. I said to Scarecrow... Scarecrow, watch this. I'm going to plant potatoes.
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Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family