me mom's got double phantasmagoria and she's sick evewry time she vomits she gets hallucinations of me smashing a color glove with color tv attatchment into her. i'd avoid all contact if i were you. oh dear! tell her best wishes from me and i hope she gets well soon.

some cheese bruh

which airline did auntie chris have for breakfast? china airlines.

I'M DEPRESSED. I DON'T VACUUM.

No.

i've got eerouooeryl now and i'm so sick! i vomit and get up one night! oh so shocking and i'm already sick with phnomenneckophoeintia oh dear! oh dear! i hope you get epochoueucrustaiania as well.

me mom's got quacclekrials now and she's so sick i vot squirralahaodfddepreoperbia because she was born on KFC. that's why i put her in a garbage bag when she was angle grinded. yes i had to throw her out! because her poo was bumpy with NIB oddryrroobohououpeepriiyouuh3wreoeprerieringf and she got double data bouncing for breakfast with her vodafone bacteria!

now we're in silence now i'm sorry but fucking oceans really go to a room sit quiet not a peep pray to god promise to sermon. hide in corners don't speak turn aroundbelieve you can do it pray to god the holy order i found peace in your bodies there is a point in believing in god.

yes beryl ethiopiaerette? what do you want? i want to do some cakicallmacawing in carine.

Two eggs, please.

Please Like Me

Egg? Egg Hhhhh almost...

Do You Like Green Eggs And Ham

Just tell me how you like your eggs.

egg egg

Eggs, eggs!

Eggs are eggs.

PLEASE DON'T SPLASH ME AGAIN!

Can you put those back in please? Egg

Spanish artichoke,