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Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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Alex, your Aunt Carol is 35 and very pretty. She has a very expressive face when she's falling asleep and once she is asleep. I think she's very cute when she's asleep.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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when did we have manny claire? right after haley and before alex.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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Christmas was terrible! DJ and Stephanie’s Nutcracker recital was ruined, our shopping trip at the mall was a disaster, and our Christmas Party was a nightmare. We also went to Mike and Carol’s house. Luke let Tiger in the house, cut a hole in his sisters’ and cousins’ stockings, knocked over the tree, and stuffed his face with a lot of Christmas cookies.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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And then, he forced Natalie to make Ann get drunk on Scotch. And after Natalie suggests they leave her alone, she falls asleep right before Elena and Murray dance. He actually forced a teenage girl to drunken your friend? That's not acceptable for a 5-year-old.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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Let me say goodnight. Okay. Will you tell me you're sorry when you get up in the morning?
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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And then Luke just forced Natalie to feed Ann alcohol. And Luke watches Natalie do it, Ann falls asleep while Elena dances with Murray. Luke forced Natalie to get Ann drunk and pass out during a party? I mean, who would do that?
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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You are never going to a social or to Aunt Penelope's house again! And you will have to write an apology letter to Elena and Aunt Penelope when we get home! Also, no Handy Manny for a month! I WANT TO WATCH HANDY MANNY!!!!!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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phoebe you're on the naughty cup because you swore at me when i asked you a question. now you'll stay on the naughty cup for 100 minutes until it's time for me to retrieve you.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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The TV then changes the football game to Mister Rogers' Neighborhood, well, actually a home movie when Alex was watching it for the first time. Everyone but Alex makes confused faces. Who the hell is this guy?
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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george stop being a glohahow! sorry faye.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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You ain't doing nothing this weekend when you go to Nan's and Pop's. And Luke, I'm telling you, there's no way in hell, you're going to Disneyland! No way... in... hell! I'd rather by kicked in the balls by a buffalo, then take your ass to Disneyland!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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NO I WON'T!!!! Luke throws a plate at Molly.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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Luke grabs a hammer and bangs Elena's sculpture to pieces. ELENA IS A RETARDED FUCKING NIGGER!! I WANT TO KILL THAT WHORE!!!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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Lucas Philip and Alexandra Anastasia, you do not mess with our FaceBook profiles. Luke is instigating me to mess with the FaceBook account when I know it is not allowed.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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That does it. No Handy Manny for a month! You’re serious.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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Luke, you are going to timeout right now! Sit there because you instigated your sister to mess with my FaceBook account when she knew it was not allowed!!! And your Handy Manny doll is in toy jail! WHY DON'T YOU PUT ALEX ON THE DAMN NAUGHTY PIT BECAUSE SHE MESSED UP YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT ON PURPOSE!!!!! NOT A FINGER!!!!!!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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Shut Up!, Shut the Hell Up!, I'm Fukkin Tired of you Two Little Hardheaded Peasant Bitches Arguing You Shut the Fukk Up, You Can Suck a Nigga's Dick, Suck a Nigga's Dick, Suck a Nigga's Dick, you Peasant Ass Freak Hoe Bitch
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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Luke flips Claire off. That does it. No Handy Manny for a month!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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LILY IS AN UGLY ASIAN BABY AND RORY IS A MOTHERFUCKING FOUR EYED NERD!!!! Rory is so shocked to hear what Luke said, she doesn't say a word. Lily cries.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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When the Dunphys got home... Luke, sit on the Pit this instant. You have been placed here because you destroyed Elena's sculpture. That was not very nice. Now you stay here until your 5 minutes are over. Am I understood?
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