I Donna, take you Cleveland.... I Donna, take you Cleveland....

A crazy motherfucker named Cleveland

Cleveland! I was just kidding Francine.

Cleveland’s dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsical... Donna’s dear father...

Play ball! MOM! Rallo and Jr. are taking over the Little League World Series again!

Cleveland’s fat! Um, Ollie, aren’t you gonna raise your glass?

Rev up your engines! These boots are your ticket to ride.

boom bich

Rallo be quiet, your sister's on the phone! Alright. Kids, get back in the room! Get back in the fuckin' room! Let's go! Let's GO!!!!! Mrs. Walters, I am about to have a huge panic attack!!! Can you please come over and comfort me?

Pack your recipe box back in the Can you leave me in the hotel on Saturdaycar

I’ll pack your rusty but back in the car

Shut the (bleep) up!

Garfield Garfield you want some lasagna way if you are hungry

(SNORING)

(SNORING)

Roberta may like Jennifer Hudson, but my crazy sister in law thinks she’s her Rita Moreno. Like, “Jennifer Hudson is Roberta’s Rita Moreno”? I don’t even know what the hell that even means.

Roberta may like Jennifer Hudson, but my crazy sister in law Francine thinks that Hudson is her Rita Moreno. What the hell? “Jennifer Hudson is Roberta’s Rita Moreno “? I don’t even know what that means.

I don’t know how Rallo would leave a speck of paint all over the walls. And I don’t know why he likes DJ Casper. Francine is so crazy, she may think that DJ Casper is his Rita Moreno. Francine, you’re my crazy sister in law, and always will be.

Roberta Cyril and Leela hug Jennifer as everyone applauds. Francine takes the microphone. And, as my husband and kids already know, I like Rita Moreno. So, I think that Jennifer Hudson is Roberta’s Rita Moreno. Let’s give her another round of applause.

Then he gives Aunt Donna the finger, This is what you get for yelling at your daughter for something she did not do! Now you calm yourself and when you do, go apologize to your daughter, and start a new beginning!