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Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Finally, tired of going in circles, the pirate crew had a little talk, and decided to take action. No! I'll never ask for help. Arrr.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Didn’t you guys’ kids watch Mustard Pancakes? Peg I don’t even know what that show is.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
3.5s
Mr., Call me what the fukk you want, Mr., As long as you got Mr. in front, Mr., Call me what the fukk you want, Mr., As long as you got Mr. in front
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
A terrible storm came upon them. The good ship Rose tossed and turned in the wind and waves. And when it was over, and although he would never admit it, the terrible pirate Black Bow-tie, was completely, and utterly, lost.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
No I don’t! Who would do something like that? Oh, so you’re just gonna deny it?! I described a day in your life perfectly!
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
And I thought to myself, “How would he feel if I played tricks on him?” So for the first time in my life, I decided to play a trick on my brother. I covered my pancakes with mustard. I took a huge bite.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
I hope this works. I'll just put this note in the bottle. Then, he threw the bottle back into the ocean, and watched the waves take it away.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Lisa, get away from him! He's not your type of man! And Dee, tone the snoring down a little please. What did you put in there that's making her snore? Nothing! I just put blue Gatorade in there, nothing else. I don't even know what flavor blue Gatorade is.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
One morning, a pirate ship swept silently out of the steamy morning mist and caught the Rose by surprise. Captain Skunk heard a terrible cry. Har har har!
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Lois, he also put mud in her shoes and said that she left them out in the rain but she didn’t. And he also put her stuffed animals in her bed and made her think that there were bedbugs. Hey. How do you know all these things?
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
He sat down and wrote a letter, saying, "Dear whoever you are who finds this empty bottle, my name is Captain Skunk. I'm stranded on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere. If you could help me, I would be the most grateful. Thank you." And he signed it, "Captain Skunk."
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
It made him look like he built a fort there, when he really didn’t. Luckily, he didn’t put mustard in the syrup jar and put it on our pancakes, cause in real life, that would be gross. Yeah. But your booger prank made him stop, and that’s all that matters.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
The show about the woman with the cat and three dogs and they have a globe they spin and learn about different countries and at the end one of the dogs writes about the day in his diary? I bet your kids went crazy over the show and had their eyes on the television the whole time I was on? Oh, oh for the love of Christ! Here!
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
2.7s
We need a more permanent solution
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
That’s okay Lois. I guess grown women have to learn their lessons to, not just puppet cats and dogs. You’re right. I now have decided I am no longer a quitter, I am back in the band.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Lois if you just sat down with the boys and gave them a talk, or if your parents gave you a talk instead of spank you or whatever punishment they made you do, it would make everything better. Shut up Peggy! You’re not in this! This is between Marion Carol and me!
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Har. Here's the deal Captain Skunk. Join me and we'll rule the Seas together, or I'll leave you here on this island in the middle of nowhere! Captain Skunk refused of course.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
That’s okay Lois. I guess grown women need to learn their lessons too, not just puppet cats and dogs. You’re right. I have decided that I am no longer a quitter, I’m ready to be back in the band.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
I don’t think so either. It’s really weird how a thunderous noise can come drum such a beautiful person. Okay. Here’s something else. You snored up a storm on the plane one time. I could hear you through my headphones.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
And then, a very lucky thing happened. A miracle really. An empty bottle washed up on the island. Captain Skunk knew just what to do. I know what to do.
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Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family