That was even crazier than trying to grow mashed potatoes. But Johnny refused to give up and grow something else. Grow, come on, grow.

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claire do you think luke will grow up to be a #bisexual? yes with the way he keeps yammering on about alex.

on this one! and on that one!

you evil one! bow to the woodsie and offer up your flesheye so that his eye of stone may see manfool! that all binds the flesh and turns to stone! leaves on the fleshed ones them which calls themselves builders and wielded up.

Well, then we're back to square one, aren't we?

growing his brain on my dime

Great job growing up!

Okay. While we go to the Frozen Sing-Along, you will sit on that bench, and Daddy will watch you. And you will stay there until you're ready to tell Aunt Penelope you're sorry. I WANT TO GO TO THE FROZEN SING ALONG WITH YOU GUYS!!!!!!

In the school auditorium, the Dunphy kids stand on stage getting ready to perform. Then Jennifer Hudson shows up and stands between Luke and Alex.

So, there we were. Me and my brother in my father's garden. And all Johnny wanted to do was to grow a fire truck. Johnny sat right down next to his section, and waited for his fire truck to grow, even though my dad had explained to him that fire trucks don't grow in gardens.

Claire puts down her kindle and starts talking to Phil. When has Haley ever became addicted to her "Free to Be" cassingle? Cause the song is starting to get on my damn nerves!

And please Claire don't get Mitchell to get the Mouse to sing Happy Birthday to our little girl. Shut up Cam!

And please Claire don't try to make Mitchell get the Mouse to sing to our little girl. Oh shut up Cam!

Wow, I must be growing up.

Did you know flushable wipes are the number-one fastest-growing product in the modern hygiene market?

Why would Jake make one of the criminals sing the opening to "I Want It That Way" in acapella? To figure out which one murdered the victim's brother.

That’s the front page photo. Okay, one more shot. Let’s get a fast and famous Jennifer to take our picture, because Jennifer Slowpez isn’t that much of a good photographer.

Which, FYI, Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed.

Which, FYI, Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed.