Hello! Hey Johnny. What time will you be over? Oh. Oh. Oh no no no, I understand. Yeah. I love you too. Okay. Bye. Courtney hangs up the phone as her pets look at her confused.

"(LAUGHS) It's not as easy as you thought, is it?"

As Bow heads to the bathroom, she passes the birthday table. Happy birthday Samantha and Margaret!

Happy birthday Samantha and Margaret! The other one's name is Elizabeth!

Oh sorry ma'am. Happy birthday Samantha and Elizabeth. Bow then walks to the bathroom.

It's aspirational.

Listen up everybody. Diane can kiss whoever she wants and that's me! No that's me!

No that's Don! Diane walks up to the toot toot man and flirts with him for a second time.

BRYAN Please respond to my email

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Alright. Oh hi. I’m so glad you’re here. I’ve been away and I can’t wait to go inside. Come on in and spend some time with us. Hey everyone! The kids excitedly run to Rainbow to hug her, as their characters.

Oh hi. I’m so glad you’re here. I’ve been away and I can’t wait to go inside. Come on in and spend some time with us. Hey everyone! The kids excitedly run to Rainbow to hug her, as their characters.

When I was about six years old, I was getting ready for school. And I put my shoes on and I went “Ooh. These shoes are cold and wet and squishy.” Oh no. Did he put something in them?

Well, he says that I left my shoes out in the rain. But I say that he poured gallons and gallons of slimy sticky mud in them because now my shoes were sticky and wet. Oh. Wet paws. Oh-ho, that’s the worst!

And then you know what else he did? No.

One night, I was in the living room saying goodnight to my parents, when he snuck into my bedroom. And he put up a big sign that said “Beware! Bedbugs!” Bedbugs!

And he filled my bed with my stuffed animals, and covered them up, and it looked like there was something scary in my bed. And he hid in my closet, so he can watch me get into bed and freak out! Oh, that’s really too much! I can’t bear it!

On Sunday mornings in my house, we eat pancakes. We put sweet things on them, like honey or syrup. My brother snuck over to the table. He went over to the syrup and switched it with something else. And did you know what it was? Mustard.

[Kids cheer]

I'm gonna probably have to dial it back some.