Remember "Married with Children"?

My eggs Married with children

Now see here Johnny. Fire trucks don't grow in gardens. Well I don't care! I'm waiting here anyway!

“The Camel With a Runny Nose”, “Jimmy Magroo”, “Bingo Bill”, “The Dancing Princess”, “The Oogleberry Shuffle”, and “Jumpin’ Jake’s Song” is the last. Alright. So let me get this right Peggy. Both shows start with “Mustard Pancakes”, and after that, the order changes every time?

“The Camel With a Runny Nose”, “Jimmy Magroo”, “Bingo Bill”, “The Dancing Princess”, “The Oogleberry Shuffle”, and “Jumpin’ Jake’s Song” is the last. Alright. So let me get this right Peggy. All the shows start with “Mustard Pancakes”, and after that, the order changes every time?

And although he never asked for help in his life, he could sure use some now. I could sure use some help now.

Finally, tired of going in circles, the pirate crew had a little talk, and decided to take action. No! I'll never ask for help. Arrr.

Then we’ll do “Jimmy Magroo”. Then “Bingo Bill”. And then “The Dancing Princess”. And then “The Oogleberry Shuffle”. And then “Jumpin’ Jake’s Song”. And “Love Will Be With You” is the last song. Okay. I get it now.

It’s between me too! I give my kids some advice and life lessons, just like the others do. No you don't. You eat bonbons all the time, and you also sit on the couch and sleep all day.

"I'm gonna ask Monica to marry me."

Well, I don't like how Lois thinks it's okay to call us out because of our personalities and character traits! I’m not calling you out, I’m calling that show out! It was so lazy and unimaginative and it did nothing but bore me to sleep!

Well, I don't like how Lois thinks it's okay to call us out because of our personalities and character traits! I’m not calling you out, I’m calling that show out! It was so lazy and unimaginative and it did nothing but bore me to sleep!

Hey! How dare you call me bad! When I get my hands on you, I’ll… Call me wrecking ball cause that bitch is coming down! Go ahead and watch what happens to you!

Mr., Call me what the fukk you want, Mr., As long as you got Mr. in front, Mr., Call me what the fukk you want, Mr., As long as you got Mr. in front

Yeah. Me and Cousin Eb and Cousin Effie made him believe that he put boogers on my nightstand. And fortunately, it worked because from that day on, he promised not to play tricks on anyone, including me, again.

Yeah. Me and Cousin Ebb and Cousin Effie made him believe that he put boogers on my nightstand. And fortunately, it worked because from that day on, he promised not to play tricks on anyone, including me, again.

So, there we were. Me and my brother in my father's garden. And all Johnny wanted to do was to grow a fire truck. Johnny sat right down next to his section, and waited for his fire truck to grow, even though my dad had explained to him that fire trucks don't grow in gardens.

No wait. I messed it up. Okay. Tomorrow’s order is as it follows: “The Up and Down Song”, “The Singing King”, “Mrs. McGillicutty’s Coming to Tea”, “Oh Silvery Moon”, “See How the Garden Grows”, “The Camel With a Runny Nose”, “Jimmy Magroo”, “Bingo Bill”, “The Dancing Princess”, “The Oogleberry Shuffle”, “Jumpin’ Jake’s Song”, and the last song is “Love Will be With You”.

Because we heard you from down there, over the washing machine, and the TV, and my computer, snoring. Me? Snoring? Oh please. I don’t think it fits well for my image.

Har. Here's the deal Captain Skunk. Join me and we'll rule the Seas together, or I'll leave you here on this island in the middle of nowhere! Captain Skunk refused of course.