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Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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oh i'm sorry haley i didn't mean to insult you in front of the whole community. well that's ok i didn't know that gloria. after all i--hey! manny's chewing on the electrical cord! no no honey come on i'll give you zooboo instead.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2s
GO TO YOUR ROOM!!! I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT!!!! YOU ONLY LIKE THAT STUPID BABY, THAT FOUR-EYED PIECE OF SHIT, THAT BITCHY SCRAPBOOKER WHO'S ADDICTED TO HER CELL PHONE, THAT YOUTH SPORTS LOVING MORON, THAT BITCH WHO MAKES SCULPTURES OUT OF CLAY,
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
SHUT UP! I’M SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU MISBEHAVING, MAKING FUN OF MY WEIGHT AND CALLING ME AND THE REST OF THR FAMILY HORRIBLE NAMES!!!! YOU WANNA WATCH HANDY FUCKING MANNY, THEN BY ALL MEANS FUCKING DO IT!!!! BECAUSE I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2s
Luke burns all of Alex's Little Einsteins DVDs. HEY!!! LUCAS PHILIP!!! LEAVE YOUR SISTER'S DVDs ALONE!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!?!? GO SIT IN THE NAUGHTY PIT, I'M TIRED OF THIS!!!!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
Shut up! I’m so sick of you two misbehaving, making fun of my weight and calling me and the rest of the family horrible names! You wanna play with your freaking Maya & Miguel play set, and you wanna watch Handy STUPID Manny, then by all means DO IT! BECAUSE I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
what hour of the night are you up gloria that i don't know about? 0:00 PM jay.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
I’m dead serious. I heard what happened at school today from your teacher, Miss Quincy, on the phone. Also, because of what happened this morning, I will buy replacement DVDs of Madagascar 2: Escape 2 Africa and Apollo 18 for your sisters.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
4s
I'm allergic to cats myself. In the middle of her sneezing fit, Claire waves the smoke that's coming towards her.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.8s
jay do you think gloria is just not seeing the point? well not at the moment with her endless supply of zooboo. #zoobooisnotallowed.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2s
Haley, Alex, go get the popcorn. The people who give the money to make Mister Rogers' Neighborhood are the people of this & other Public Television Stations,
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
george maybe give manny a bit of leeway. oh sorry manny your toys are not done darling you csn play up all you like sian won't notice.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.8s
I never heard of Mister Rogers, or even watched him because my mother hated him and thought he was a saint!!!! It was Gloria!!! Seriously? Your mother hates Mister Rogers?
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
1.8s
look alex all the stars are closer all the stars are closer this might be the night luke might let me know haley's not grounded anymore. gloria get an endless supply of zooboo for us. we're celebrating!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
SHUT UP!!!!! I'M SICK OF YOU TWO MISBEHAVING AND BEING DISRESPECTFUL TO THIS FAMILY!!!!! YOU WANNA WATCH MY FUCKING LITTLE PONY, AND YOU WANNA WATCH HANDY FUCKING MANNY, THEN BY ALL MEANS FUCKING DO IT!!!!!! BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!!!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
Shut Up!, Shut the Hell Up!, I'm Fukkin Tired of you Two Little Hardheaded Peasant Bitches Arguing You Shut the Fukk Up, You Can Suck a Nigga's Dick, Suck a Nigga's Dick, Suck a Nigga's Dick, you Peasant Ass Freak Hoe Bitch
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.8s
Luke Haley and Alex sing as Jennifer wails the chorus. Claire videotapes the Ringing of the Bells song. Haley, good. Alex, eh. Luke, you really need to not cover your ears when she’s doing that, okay? Just do what you’re doing. Okay?
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.8s
Come on, Billy! Get the Mississippi Goddamn ball! For some reason, the TV changes the football game to a home movie of Alex watching Mister Rogers' Neighborhood for the first time. Everyone makes confused faces, and Alex cries over that home movie.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.8s
Some reason the TV changed to home movie of Haley 8, Alex 4, and Luke 3 watching Mister Rogers' Neighborhood was because someone left it in there, and that one was Gloria. Me? I never watched Mister Rogers' Neighborhood with them!!!! It had to be Cam!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2s
LUCAS PHILIP DUNPHY!!! I’M SICK OF YOU MISBEHAVING AND CALLING ME YOUR FATHER AND SISTERS HORRIBLE NAMES!!!!! YOU WANNA WATCH HANDY MANNY, THEN BY ALL MEANS DO IT!!! BECAUSE I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!!! I HATE YOU, YOU UGLY FAT BITCH!!! I WANT ALL MY TOYS BACK NOW!!!!!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2s
LUCAS PHILIP!!!!!!! I AM SO SICK IF YOU MISBEHAVING, TEASING YOUR COUSINS AND SISTERS, AND CALLING ME AND THE REST OF THE FAMILY HORRIBLE NAMES!!!! EAT YOUR DINNER NOW!!!!! IT'S YOUR FAULT MOMMY!!!!! BECAUSE YOU TOOK AWAY MY BARNEY TOYS FOR NOTHING!!! GO DIE IN A PLANE CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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