"I got married."

"I got married."

toxic cheryl de coursey was a fucking idiot wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!

I take baths.

I wonder if anyone's found it. And waited.

you just can't start a conversation without saying vape. i mean i do it 24/7 it's gotta use my breath up somehow i mean the vape fumes i inhale constantly. and i gotta go for it again:vape. something i do and skye marcus and kelly must. i really recommenced a vape.

Hey Frog. Look. One of the pirate crew scooped it up. And guess whose bottle it was? It was Captain Skunk's, and his letter was inside.

Shut up Lois. I’m telling the story. He thought that I wouldn’t notice, because the mustard and the syrup containers looked pretty much the same. So I would mustard on my pancakes. And I would take a bite, and I would go, “Ahhhhh!”

He knew right away it was one of the most feared pirates who ever was. Black Bow-tie. Har har har! Har har har! I'm taking over your ship and all of its' cargo.

Shut up Lois. I’m telling the story. He thought that I wouldn’t notice, because the mustard and the syrup containers looked pretty much the same. So I would put mustard on my pancakes. And I would take a bite, and I would go, “Ahhhhh!”

Disney’s family guy it’s not a show it’s a movie

It's Guys and Dolls. Not Guys and Guys.

If I can marry one of those guys before your siblings are turned to dust, they'll be gone forever!

Life as a married person:

Take it easy. I'll fix it for you.

Take it easy. I'll fix it for you.

it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal

I wanna be married and have a 100 kids so I can have 100 friends, and no one can say no to being my friend

I had to sit through the show with Bud and Kelly. And I can relate, because one time, Possum Boy tricked me into believing that there was a monster under my bed. And did you play a trick on him back like Courtney did to Johnny?

I had to sit through the show with Bud and Kelly. And I can relate, because one time, Possum Boy tricked me into believing that there was a monster under my bed. And did you play a trick on him back like Courtney did to Johnny?