The hills are alive with the sound of music.

Now there are 100 of you And I'm the king!

Opening to Aladdin and the King of Thieves 1996 VHS

I'm going to see king gizzard today!

"To get leaves out of the yard"

Get it out of my head!

Haley, Alex, go get the popcorn. The people who give the money to make Mister Rogers' Neighborhood are the people of this & other Public Television Stations,

I'm allergic to cats myself. In the middle of her sneezing fit, Claire waves the smoke that's coming towards her.

Luke burns all of Alex's Little Einsteins DVDs. HEY!!! LUCAS PHILIP!!! LEAVE YOUR SISTER'S DVDs ALONE!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!?!? GO SIT IN THE NAUGHTY PIT, I'M TIRED OF THIS!!!!

jay do you think gloria is just not seeing the point? well not at the moment with her endless supply of zooboo. #zoobooisnotallowed.

SHUT UP! I’M SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU MISBEHAVING, MAKING FUN OF MY WEIGHT AND CALLING ME AND THE REST OF THR FAMILY HORRIBLE NAMES!!!! YOU WANNA WATCH HANDY FUCKING MANNY, THEN BY ALL MEANS FUCKING DO IT!!!! BECAUSE I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!

what hour of the night are you up gloria that i don't know about? 0:00 PM jay.

Shut up! I’m so sick of you two misbehaving, making fun of my weight and calling me and the rest of the family horrible names! You wanna play with your freaking Maya & Miguel play set, and you wanna watch Handy STUPID Manny, then by all means DO IT! BECAUSE I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!

"I had to get out of there, and I started wondering.."

Of The University Of Edinburgh Would

GO TO YOUR ROOM!!! I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT!!!! YOU ONLY LIKE THAT STUPID BABY, THAT FOUR-EYED PIECE OF SHIT, THAT BITCHY SCRAPBOOKER WHO'S ADDICTED TO HER CELL PHONE, THAT YOUTH SPORTS LOVING MORON, THAT BITCH WHO MAKES SCULPTURES OUT OF CLAY,

Then, the Giants game changes to an old home movie of Marcia 13, Jan 11, and Cindy 8, watching Mister Rogers Neighborhood with Carol in the morning. Cam comments on Mike and the TV. What the hell is Mike still asleep for? And what the hell are the girls watching?

If I don't input those numbers it doesn't make much of a difference.

Come on, Billy! Get the Mississippi Goddamn ball! For some reason, the TV changes the football game to a home movie of Alex watching Mister Rogers' Neighborhood for the first time. Everyone makes confused faces, and Alex cries over that home movie.

look alex all the stars are closer all the stars are closer this might be the night luke might let me know haley's not grounded anymore. gloria get an endless supply of zooboo for us. we're celebrating!