Mom! Middle-aged guy!

Mom! Middle-aged guy!

Vessel of Truth and Solace

You’re torturing the poor girl

and Have you bled yet?

And an imaginary... wall is coming

(Carl trying to fall down and shaking a toy train stuck to his butt) Mom! Middle-aged guy!

ME WHEN MY BROTHER COMES IN AND RANDOMNLY STARTS SINGING AND HE'S BROUGHT HIS GIRL WITH HIM

Jerzey introducing his family to his new lover "and this is snooki"

DISFIGURED AND ALONE

me mom's got ochohovomotiohmypohia now and she's giving birth to baby ocelots and she's vomiting and blind and got autbergers she's dead of it now and sick start on 2:00 shift. oh dear i hope she gets more sick with clumbaphobia and gets bobombburqazones.

AND YOUR BROTHER KAYZE TOO. BACK IN FROZEN IN CARBONITE, WHERE YOU BELONG.

I'M NOT WORTHY OF THE HONOR, DEMAROTH.

Mornings are for coffee and cromchtemplation

When you and the boys black out at the party and the day after people ask you what happened

And that children, is the story of “A song of ice and fire.”

And that children, is the story of ‘The Game of Thrones’.

I WOULD NAME YOU THE LATE NIGHT HUNTER OF THE GUILD.

yes me mom broke her hip on the evil chair with granny raelene snell and she's 8777 years old and she's got yellophoobchinohopploudphia! yes she's already got one pension! yes she has dear snok snok yes and she's a snow worm turtle goose and she's got a massive fur and ham!

me mom's got asperger's and she's 3776 years old! yes with her faked up photos and her display dirrohea tooth she had at school with. and the barebabiettes and the mountain mouks yes it makes it worse of an ulcer! after all she's gotta take her cankly stockings off and put them on the tv when maths comes on!