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Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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Deal with this.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.8s
We believe you Miss Jolly. Would you like us to help you find it?
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.8s
gloria alex is so glitched. is she? "i'm glitching out! i'm glitching out!".
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
luke finish this lyric: i wanna let you know... i'll never let this feeling go.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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MOLLY IS TOO LAZY TO SPEND FAMILY TIME BECAUSE SHE'S ALWAYS ON HER CELL PHONE! ALEX IS A BASEBALL-PLAYING SLUT!!! ZOEY IS A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING BITCH!!!!!!!! LUCAS PHILIP, IF YOU DON'T STOP THIS SHIT, YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN MORE SERIOUS TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
I don't believe I ordered a wake-up call Alex. The reason Johnnie keeps giving us these wake-up calls is because she has intercoms at her house and there are intercoms in ours too.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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Luke, Alex, we do not mess our mommy and daddy’s FaceBook profiles. This is what you get for making Alex and me not watch Handy Manny!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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look alex all the stars are closer all the stars are closer this might be the night luke might let me know haley's not grounded anymore. gloria get an endless supply of zooboo for us. we're celebrating!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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LILY IS AN UGLY ASIAN BABY AND RORY IS A MOTHERFUCKING FOUR EYED NERD!!!! Rory is so shocked to hear what Luke said, she doesn't say a word. Lily cries.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
1.8s
Now listen, it is do re mi fa so la ti do, and the next do is an octave up. I can't understand it!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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Luke grabs a hammer and bangs Elena's sculpture to pieces. ELENA IS A RETARDED CLAY-MAKER GIRL!!! I'M SAYING IT LOUD EVERYBODY!!! ELENA'S AN IDIOT BECAUSE SHE MAKES SCULPTURES LIKE THIS, AND I HATE IT!!!!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
I AM NOT HAPPY WIH THIS BEHAVIOR AND YOUR ATTITUDE IS UNACCEPTABLE! YOU DO NOT REPLACE AVATARS ESPECIALLY WITH UNACCEPTABLE ONES OR TYPE MEAN THINGS ON THE COMPUTER! NOW YOU WON’T WATCH HANDY MANNY FOR 3 MONTHS! IF YOU DON’T STOP THIS NONSENSE, YOU WILL GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR ROOM, AND YOUR TOYS WILL BE ALL GONE!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
I AM NOT HAPPY WITH THIS BEHAVIOR AND YOUR ATTITUDE IS UNACCEPTABLE! YOU DO NOT REPLACE AVATARS ESPECIALLY WITH UNACCEPTABLE ONES OR TYPE MEAN THINGS ON THE COMPUTER! NOW YOU WON’T WATCH HANDY MANNY FOR 3 MONTHS! IF YOU DON’T STOP THIS NONSENSE, YOU WILL GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR ROOM AND YOUR TOYS WILL BE ALL GONE!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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The TV then changes the football game to Mister Rogers' Neighborhood, well, actually a home movie when Alex was watching it for the first time. Everyone but Alex makes confused faces. Who the hell is this guy?
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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Lucas Philip and Alexandra Anastasia, you do not mess with our FaceBook profiles. Luke is instigating me to mess with the FaceBook account when I know it is not allowed.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.8s
I wonder what else is on TV. Let's see what's on the helicopter channel.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
Alex calms down and goes to eat her dinner, but Luke continues to misbehave. Well Mommy, it’s now your fault too because you made us not watch Handy Manny!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
I am not happy with this behavior and your attitude is unacceptable! You do not replace avatars especially with unacceptable ones, and you don’t type mean things on the computer! Now you won’t watch Handy Manny for three months! If you both don’t stop this nonsense, you will go straight to your rooms and your toys will be all gone!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
come on luke this promise is yours i promise gloria are you down down down down down jay no need to worry you are my only as we make our great escape no need no cry are you down down down down? alex are you down down down down down down down haley down down down even if the sky is falling down.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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Alex, your Aunt Carol is 35 and very pretty. She has a very expressive face when she's falling asleep and once she is asleep. I think she's very cute when she's asleep.
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