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Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Put your back into it you land lover you! Arr.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Lisa, get away from him! He's not your type of man! And Dee, tone the snoring down a little please. What did you put in there that's making her snore? Nothing! I just put blue Gatorade in there, nothing else. I don't even know what flavor blue Gatorade is.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Hey! How dare you call me bad! When I get my hands on you, I’ll… Call me wrecking ball cause that bitch is coming down! Go ahead and watch what happens to you!
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Yeah. Me and Cousin Eb and Cousin Effie made him believe that he put boogers on my nightstand. And fortunately, it worked because from that day on, he promised not to play tricks on anyone, including me, again.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Yeah. Me and Cousin Ebb and Cousin Effie made him believe that he put boogers on my nightstand. And fortunately, it worked because from that day on, he promised not to play tricks on anyone, including me, again.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Put your backs into it you land lovers! Ay ay Captain Black Bow-tie sir!
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Because we heard you from down there, over the washing machine, and the TV, and my computer, snoring. Me? Snoring? Oh please. I don’t think it fits well for my image.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Lois, he also put mud in her shoes and said that she left them out in the rain but she didn’t. And he also put her stuffed animals in her bed and made her think that there were bedbugs. Hey. How do you know all these things?
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
He had no choice. He had to put the mustard on his pancakes. It tastes so bad to him he grabbed his throat and fell over. And you know what? He never played a trick on me again. The end
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
He had no choice. He had to put the mustard on his pancakes. It tastes so bad to him he grabbed his throat and fell over. And you know what? He never played a trick on me again. The end.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
It made him look like he built a fort there, when he really didn’t. Luckily, he didn’t put mustard in the syrup jar and put it on our pancakes, cause in real life, that would be gross. Yeah. But your booger prank made him stop, and that’s all that matters.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
I hope this works. I'll just put this note in the bottle. Then, he threw the bottle back into the ocean, and watched the waves take it away.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Captain Black Bow-tie, are we like lost or something, sir? Lost? Har har hardly. Now put your backs into it you land lovers! We sail that way. No, that way.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Lois if you just sat down with the boys and gave them a talk, or if your parents gave you a talk instead of spank you or whatever punishment they made you do, it would make everything better. Shut up Peggy! You’re not in this! This is between Marion Carol and me!
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
He sat down and wrote a letter, saying, "Dear whoever you are who finds this empty bottle, my name is Captain Skunk. I'm stranded on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere. If you could help me, I would be the most grateful. Thank you." And he signed it, "Captain Skunk."
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
So, there we were. Me and my brother in my father's garden. And all Johnny wanted to do was to grow a fire truck. Johnny sat right down next to his section, and waited for his fire truck to grow, even though my dad had explained to him that fire trucks don't grow in gardens.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
I'll sleep late every day, and I'll have fresh fish for dinner every night. Har. Har. Har har har har har! How come we're not moving? You alright down there?
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
3.5s
Mr., Call me what the fukk you want, Mr., As long as you got Mr. in front, Mr., Call me what the fukk you want, Mr., As long as you got Mr. in front
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Shut up Lois. I’m telling the story. He thought that I wouldn’t notice, because the mustard and the syrup containers looked pretty much the same. So I would put mustard on my pancakes. And I would take a bite, and I would go, “Ahhhhh!”
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Yes Vivian. “Mustard Pancakes” is the first song of both shows. And then the songs following it tomorrow are as it’s shown. “The Up and Down Song”, “The Singing King”, “Mrs. McGillicutty’s Coming to Tea”, “Oh Silvery Moon”, “See How the Garden Grows”,
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Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family