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Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
And then, a very lucky thing happened. A miracle really. An empty bottle washed up on the island. Captain Skunk knew just what to do. I know what to do.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
3.5s
Mr., Call me what the fukk you want, Mr., As long as you got Mr. in front, Mr., Call me what the fukk you want, Mr., As long as you got Mr. in front
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Didn’t you guys’ kids watch Mustard Pancakes? Peg I don’t even know what that show is.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
By the way Carol, how did you know that? Do the kids watch Mustard Pancakes? Yes, they do, especially the younger two. The stories that Courtney tells makes them think about the talks their dad gives.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Hey! How dare you call me bad! When I get my hands on you, I’ll… Call me wrecking ball cause that bitch is coming down! Go ahead and watch what happens to you!
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
It’s between me too! I give my kids some advice and life lessons, just like the others do. No you don't. You eat bonbons all the time, and you also sit on the couch and sleep all day.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
He sat down and wrote a letter, saying, "Dear whoever you are who finds this empty bottle, my name is Captain Skunk. I'm stranded on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere. If you could help me, I would be the most grateful. Thank you." And he signed it, "Captain Skunk."
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Lois if you just sat down with the boys and gave them a talk, or if your parents gave you a talk instead of spank you or whatever punishment they made you do, it would make everything better. Shut up Peggy! You’re not in this! This is between Marion Carol and me!
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Put your back into it you land lover you! Arr.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
My brother snuck over to the table. He went over to the syrup and switched it with something else. And did you know what it was? Mustard. Eww!
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Lisa, get away from him! He's not your type of man! And Dee, tone the snoring down a little please. What did you put in there that's making her snore? Nothing! I just put blue Gatorade in there, nothing else. I don't even know what flavor blue Gatorade is.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Is it weird? We’re, like, saying our goodbyes, and it’s like, “Our next birthday show is tomorrow and rehearsal begins at 9 am sharp.” I know. It’s just like that. Can’t wait to see your movies. You turned to the right person for inspiration.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
What? This is ridiculous! I mean, you got a naive Oogleberry Ink Dog, a sassy Tiny Tina Ten Toes, a stylish and popular Mo, an an eccentric Mr D! And no offense Bow, but you have big shoes to fill to play as Courtney.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
3.2s
Look. You pulled another burger boner.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Then we’ll do “Jimmy Magroo”. Then “Bingo Bill”. And then “The Dancing Princess”. And then “The Oogleberry Shuffle”. And then “Jumpin’ Jake’s Song”. And “Love Will Be With You” is the last song. Okay. I get it now.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
And you know what? My brother Johnny was still sitting and waiting for his fire truck to grow. And then, it was dinner time. And then, it was bedtime. My dad said... Johnny! Time to come inside.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
No I don’t! Who would do something like that? Oh, so you’re just gonna deny it?! I described a day in your life perfectly!
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
He had no choice. He had to put the mustard on his pancakes. It tastes so bad to him he grabbed his throat and fell over. And you know what? He never played a trick on me again. The end
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
He had no choice. He had to put the mustard on his pancakes. It tastes so bad to him he grabbed his throat and fell over. And you know what? He never played a trick on me again. The end.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Yeah. You and Mike are like that, giving them words of wisdom. And you like to sing too, don’t you Carol? Yeah. I like the songs in that show too.
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Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family