It is all Pam’s fault. If she hadn’t dropped Stewie’s paci down the disposal, he’d never slap Lana’s legs at the airport. Get started with me Cheryl. If you think you blamed it on Pam, it would be a terrible trip.

It is all Pam’s fault. If she hadn’t dropped Stewie’s paci down the disposal, I never would’ve rehearsed in a cold car and gotten sick. Get started with me. If you left the battery on in my car all night, I wouldn’t be late to work, and Dick van Dyke wouldn’t be mad at me. Chin Chimney wants to kill me.

It is all Pam’s fault. If she hadn’t dropped Stewie’s paci down the disposal, I never would’ve rehearsed in a cold car and gotten sick. Get started with me. If you left the battery on in my car all night, I wouldn’t be late to work, and Dick Van Dyke wouldn’t be mad at me. Chim Chimney wants to kill me.