Excuse me, sir. Why're you crying, sobbing, weeping, whimpering, wailing, bawling, sniveling, whining, mourning, moaning, grieving, sniffling, sorrowing and lamenting? Excuse me, sir. Why're you crying, sobbing, weeping, whimpering, wailing, bawling, sniveling, whining, mourning, moaning, grieving, sniffling, sorrowing and lamenting?