Put your backs into it you land lovers! Ay ay Captain Black Bow-tie sir!

And then, a very lucky thing happened. A miracle really. An empty bottle washed up on the island. Captain Skunk knew just what to do. I know what to do.

Aye. Once this here ship delivers this here valuable cargo of tomato shampoo, I'll be rich! Rich! Rich! Har har! Ay ay Captain Black Bow-tie sir!

Never! Never said Black Bow-tie. And then he gave Captain Skunk two choices.

Goodbye little bottle. I hope someone finds you. And then he waited. And waited. And waited. Meanwhile, things weren't going well for that terrible pirate, Black Bow-tie.

I was raised by a pack of drinking buddies And I came out perfect

Captain Skunk sailed them back across the Seven Seas, for which the pirate crew, including Black Bow-tie, were most grateful. They had truly helped each other, and that was a good thing. And so ends the tallest of tall tales, the seafaring yarn of Captain Skunk and the pirates.

And then Amethyst and Pearl do their thing, we all walk around the room, we all stand up and take a bow, and then, we all get bookmarks as a thank you. That's great.

A terrible storm came upon them. The good ship Rose tossed and turned in the wind and waves. And when it was over, and although he would never admit it, the terrible pirate Black Bow-tie, was completely, and utterly, lost.

Grab the one thing that everyone's lovin'. And as it happens, they come by the dozen. Everybody loves a donut.

Louise, that was a very good thing you did. You did the right thing of making a wish to hope that Mrs. Wohlgamuth got her voice back, and she did. And she sang like a beautiful angel. Thanks Mom. I felt so bad for her, and then I caused a miracle in both the family and the school.

undercut. first i take two ponytails and tie then to the left side. then i take scissors and cut it off. then i use a razor to shave it into an undercut shape. then i ruffle using wax. then i put a few red white and magenta streaks in to give a rude gyal vibe. then i crimp the roots to give a flirty feel. and that's how i do a rihanna undercut.

I know what you thunk, but that thing is a really wild dangerous animal. Then let's kick into this one. Am I right? He's no different from pig!

He sat down and wrote a letter, saying, "Dear whoever you are who finds this empty bottle, my name is Captain Skunk. I'm stranded on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere. If you could help me, I would be the most grateful. Thank you." And he signed it, "Captain Skunk."

the black mystery box is still unknown and won't be reveled until sunday. oh ok (whispers) shh! very secretive then. i won't tell a soul!

Rose texted me, "I just sang Diane the 'Sleepy Time' song my mama used to sing to me so I can go to sleep, and then I kissed her goodnight, and then I turned off the light. It was the cutest thing!" My mama is the opposite of Rose's. She doesn't sing to me, but we say goodnight to each other. What was your bedtime tradition as a kid Bow?