That terrible pirate Black Bow-tie had to step aside, because Captain Skunk was once more, the captain of the Rose. Har.

Captain Black Bow-tie, couldn't we just borrow some shampoo? Yeah. And give the ship back later?

Put your backs into it you land lovers! Ay ay Captain Black Bow-tie sir!

Ay ay Captain Black Bow-tie sir! And then, a very lucky thing happened. A miracle really. An empty bottle came floating by.

"And He's Never Gonna Trade."

The pirate crew were eager to rescue Captain Skunk, who was renowned for his sailing skills. Because they were lost and hungry and needed help. But, that terrible pirate Black Bow-tie said, "No, no, no!"

They should’ve never gave you Egyptians authority and power!!

Captain Skunk sailed them back across the Seven Seas, for which the pirate crew, including Black Bow-tie, were most grateful. They had truly helped each other, and that was a good thing. And so ends the tallest of tall tales, the seafaring yarn of Captain Skunk and the pirates.

I call and he never picks up

Goodbye little bottle. I hope someone finds you. And then he waited. And waited. And waited. Meanwhile, things weren't going well for that terrible pirate, Black Bow-tie.

He said that Mozart, Beethoven, and Chopin never died. They simply became music

He said that Mozart, Beethoven, and Chopin never died. They Simply became music.

He said that Mozart, Beethoven, and Chopin never died. They simply became music.

He said that Mozart, Beethoven, and Chopin never died. They simply became music.

Oh sorry ma'am. Happy birthday Samantha and Elizabeth. Bow then walks to the bathroom.

Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.