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Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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We need a more permanent solution
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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Then, you're not, like, our captain anymore. Yeah. We want Captain Skunk to be our captain.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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Once upon a time, there was girl named Courtney, and her older brother Johnny. One night, their mom thought they might not be telling the truth about a piece of pie. So, she sent them to their rooms to think about the truth.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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Finally, tired of going in circles, the pirate crew had a little talk, and decided to take action. No! I'll never ask for help. Arrr.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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By the way Carol, how did you know that? Do the kids watch Mustard Pancakes? Yes, they do, especially the younger two. The stories that Courtney tells makes them think about the talks their dad gives.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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That’s okay Lois. I guess grown women need to learn their lessons too, not just puppet cats and dogs. You’re right. I have decided that I am no longer a quitter, I’m ready to be back in the band.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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No I don’t. That’s the way I talk, okay?! I can’t stand your whining Peg! You’re always like, “Oh Aaaal.”
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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So, there we were. Me and my brother in my father's garden. And all Johnny wanted to do was to grow a fire truck. Johnny sat right down next to his section, and waited for his fire truck to grow, even though my dad had explained to him that fire trucks don't grow in gardens.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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Now, I was busy over in my section with my friend, Scarecrow. And we were planting the baby potatoes my dad gave me. I said to Scarecrow... Scarecrow, watch this. I'm going to plant potatoes.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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If we rescue Captain Skunk, he'll help us find our way. Yeah.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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The pirate crew were eager to rescue Captain Skunk, who was renowned for his sailing skills. Because they were lost and hungry and needed help. But, that terrible pirate Black Bow-tie said, "No, no, no!"
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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Lois if you just sat down with the boys and gave them a talk, or if your parents gave you a talk instead of spank you or whatever punishment they made you do, it would make everything better. Shut up Peggy! You’re not in this! This is between Marion Carol and me!
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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Captain Black Bow-tie, are we like lost or something, sir? Lost? Har har hardly. Now put your backs into it you land lovers! We sail that way. No, that way.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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The show about the woman with the cat and three dogs and they have a globe they spin and learn about different countries and at the end one of the dogs writes about the day in his diary? I bet your kids went crazy over the show and had their eyes on the television the whole time I was on? Oh, oh for the love of Christ! Here!
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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After Lois and Peggy dumped out the potions into the sink, everything changed. Harriette was no longer a frog, Vivian’s hair was back to normal, the love spell was broken, and Dee woke up. They’re gonna start changing right about… now.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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Captain Black Bow-tie, couldn't we just borrow some shampoo? Yeah. And give the ship back later?
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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I guess Mustard Pancakes is your kind of show Carol. Because the talks you give the kids help them learn from their mistakes or how to solve their problems, and you have quite the voice. Thank you Peggy. I actually started singing ever since I was 2, and I’ve been singing ever since.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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That was even crazier than trying to grow mashed potatoes. But Johnny refused to give up and grow something else. Grow, come on, grow.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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My brother snuck over to the table. He went over to the syrup and switched it with something else. And did you know what it was? Mustard. Eww!
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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And then, a very lucky thing happened. A miracle really. An empty bottle washed up on the island. Captain Skunk knew just what to do. I know what to do.
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