Put your backs into it you land lovers! Ay ay Captain Black Bow-tie sir!

Never! Never said Black Bow-tie. And then he gave Captain Skunk two choices.

Aye. Once this here ship delivers this here valuable cargo of tomato shampoo, I'll be rich! Rich! Rich! Har har! Ay ay Captain Black Bow-tie sir!

That terrible pirate Black Bow-tie had to step aside, because Captain Skunk was once more, the captain of the Rose. Har.

At some point, we have to decide

At some point, we have to decide how we want to

I refuse. Of course. The brave captain last saw his ship sailing into the sunset. At the helm of the Rose, the ship's hold of the treasure, that terrible pirate Black Bow-tie, drove his crew harder and harder.

Ay ay Captain Black Bow-tie sir! And then, a very lucky thing happened. A miracle really. An empty bottle came floating by.

Captain Black Bow-tie, are we like lost or something, sir? Lost? Har har hardly. Now put your backs into it you land lovers! We sail that way. No, that way.

just kidding we don't give a fuck

just kidding. we don’t give a fuck

Ah, nothing. And waited. On the Rose, that terrible pirate Black Bow-tie was still lost. The pirate crew were getting very hungry.

Captain Skunk sailed them back across the Seven Seas, for which the pirate crew, including Black Bow-tie, were most grateful. They had truly helped each other, and that was a good thing. And so ends the tallest of tall tales, the seafaring yarn of Captain Skunk and the pirates.

Many years ago, Captain Skunk's ship, the Rose, was sailing across the Seven Seas. The ship and the crew were headed to America loaded with a valuable cargo of tomato shampoo. Captain Skunk was renowned far and wide for his sailing skills.

Yeah, hit the future and eternity road, you oaf!. Yeah, hit the future and eternity road, you oaf!.

A terrible storm came upon them. The good ship Rose tossed and turned in the wind and waves. And when it was over, and although he would never admit it, the terrible pirate Black Bow-tie, was completely, and utterly, lost.