And although he never asked for help in his life, he could sure use some now. I could sure use some help now.

Remember "Married with Children"?

My eggs Married with children

He's married, and she's married.

"He married me."

He’s getting married?!?

He thought

He had no choice. He had to put the mustard on his pancakes. It tastes so bad to him he grabbed his throat and fell over. And you know what? He never played a trick on me again. The end

He had no choice. He had to put the mustard on his pancakes. It tastes so bad to him he grabbed his throat and fell over. And you know what? He never played a trick on me again. The end.

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Never! Never said Black Bow-tie. And then he gave Captain Skunk two choices.

It made him look like he built a fort there, when he really didn’t. Luckily, he didn’t put mustard in the syrup jar and put it on our pancakes, cause in real life, that would be gross. Yeah. But your booger prank made him stop, and that’s all that matters.

He sat down and wrote a letter, saying, "Dear whoever you are who finds this empty bottle, my name is Captain Skunk. I'm stranded on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere. If you could help me, I would be the most grateful. Thank you." And he signed it, "Captain Skunk."

"At least he married one."

Yeah. Me and Cousin Eb and Cousin Effie made him believe that he put boogers on my nightstand. And fortunately, it worked because from that day on, he promised not to play tricks on anyone, including me, again.

Yeah. Me and Cousin Ebb and Cousin Effie made him believe that he put boogers on my nightstand. And fortunately, it worked because from that day on, he promised not to play tricks on anyone, including me, again.

He thought of Michellee.

Shut up Lois. I’m telling the story. He thought that I wouldn’t notice, because the mustard and the syrup containers looked pretty much the same. So I would mustard on my pancakes. And I would take a bite, and I would go, “Ahhhhh!”

And I thought to myself, “How would he feel if I played tricks on him?” So for the first time in my life, I decided to play a trick on my brother. I covered my pancakes with mustard. I took a huge bite.

Mijo when he’s pau with homework