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Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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I refuse. Of course. The brave captain last saw his ship sailing into the sunset. At the helm of the Rose, the ship's hold of the treasure, that terrible pirate Black Bow-tie, drove his crew harder and harder.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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He had no choice. He had to put the mustard on his pancakes. It tastes so bad to him he grabbed his throat and fell over. And you know what? He never played a trick on me again. The end
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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He had no choice. He had to put the mustard on his pancakes. It tastes so bad to him he grabbed his throat and fell over. And you know what? He never played a trick on me again. The end.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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Hey Frog. Look. One of the pirate crew scooped it up. And guess whose bottle it was? It was Captain Skunk's, and his letter was inside.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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My parents were fed up with his trick playing, and told Johnny to come to the table and have some pancakes with us. My father knew exactly what was going on, and said…
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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The show about the woman with the cat and three dogs and they have a globe they spin and learn about different countries and at the end one of the dogs writes about the day in his diary? I bet your kids went crazy over the show and had their eyes on the television the whole time I was on? Oh, oh for the love of Christ! Here!
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
And you know what? My brother Johnny was still sitting and waiting for his fire truck to grow. And then, it was dinner time. And then, it was bedtime. My dad said... Johnny! Time to come inside.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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Many years ago, Captain Skunk's ship, the Rose, was sailing across the Seven Seas. The ship and the crew were headed to America loaded with a valuable cargo of tomato shampoo. Captain Skunk was renowned far and wide for his sailing skills.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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So, there we were. Me and my brother in my father's garden. And all Johnny wanted to do was to grow a fire truck. Johnny sat right down next to his section, and waited for his fire truck to grow, even though my dad had explained to him that fire trucks don't grow in gardens.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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The pirate crew were eager to rescue Captain Skunk, who was renowned for his sailing skills. Because they were lost and hungry and needed help. But, that terrible pirate Black Bow-tie said, "No, no, no!"
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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And although he never asked for help in his life, he could sure use some now. I could sure use some help now.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
A terrible storm came upon them. The good ship Rose tossed and turned in the wind and waves. And when it was over, and although he would never admit it, the terrible pirate Black Bow-tie, was completely, and utterly, lost.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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It was bedtime. Finally, Johnny came into the house. And then, it was night. And then, it was morning. And guess what? Johnny went straight out into the garden again. And Johnny said...
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Then we’ll do “Jimmy Magroo”. Then “Bingo Bill”. And then “The Dancing Princess”. And then “The Oogleberry Shuffle”. And then “Jumpin’ Jake’s Song”. And “Love Will Be With You” is the last song. Okay. I get it now.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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I was right, I was right, I was right, I was right! It grew, it grew, it grew, it grew! And he was right! His little fire truck had grown ten times bigger overnight. The end.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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Okay Lois. I screwed up. The first song is not “Mustard Pancakes”, it’s “The Up and Down Song”. Then after that is “The Singing King”. And then it’s “Mrs. McGillicutty’s Coming to Tea”. And then “Oh Silvery Moon”. And then we’ll go into “See How the Garden Grows”. Then “The Camel With a Runny Nose”.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Okay Lois. I screwed up. The first song is not “Mustard Pancakes”, it’s “The Up and Down Song”. Then after that is “The Singing King”. And then it’s “Mrs. McGillicutty’s Coming to Tea”. And then “Oh Silvery Moon”. And then we’ll go into “See How the Garden Grows”. Then “The Camel With a Runny Nose”.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
It’s between me too! I give my kids some advice and life lessons, just like the others do. No you don't. You eat bonbons all the time, and you also sit on the couch and sleep all day.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Shut up Lois. I’m telling the story. He thought that I wouldn’t notice, because the mustard and the syrup containers looked pretty much the same. So I would mustard on my pancakes. And I would take a bite, and I would go, “Ahhhhh!”
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Shut up Lois. I’m telling the story. He thought that I wouldn’t notice, because the mustard and the syrup containers looked pretty much the same. So I would put mustard on my pancakes. And I would take a bite, and I would go, “Ahhhhh!”
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