Captain Skunk sailed them back across the Seven Seas, for which the pirate crew, including Black Bow-tie, were most grateful. They had truly helped each other, and that was a good thing. And so ends the tallest of tall tales, the seafaring yarn of Captain Skunk and the pirates.

The pirate crew were eager to rescue Captain Skunk, who was renowned for his sailing skills. Because they were lost and hungry and needed help. But, that terrible pirate Black Bow-tie said, "No, no, no!"

Captain Skunk was most grateful and thanked the pirate crew for helping him. Thank you.

Is that so? Arrrrrr! I take your point. So the crew took over the ship and went to rescue Captain Skunk.

I refuse. Of course. The brave captain last saw his ship sailing into the sunset. At the helm of the Rose, the ship's hold of the treasure, that terrible pirate Black Bow-tie, drove his crew harder and harder.

That terrible pirate Black Bow-tie had to step aside, because Captain Skunk was once more, the captain of the Rose. Har.

Hey Frog. Look. One of the pirate crew scooped it up. And guess whose bottle it was? It was Captain Skunk's, and his letter was inside.

The pirates took command of the Rose, keeping all of the ship's treasure for themselves, including all the crates of valuable shampoo. Shampoo.

Har. Here's the deal Captain Skunk. Join me and we'll rule the Seas together, or I'll leave you here on this island in the middle of nowhere! Captain Skunk refused of course.

One morning, a pirate ship swept silently out of the steamy morning mist and caught the Rose by surprise. Captain Skunk heard a terrible cry. Har har har!

Captain Black Bow-tie, couldn't we just borrow some shampoo? Yeah. And give the ship back later?

During the Meltdown event, Captain Gutt and his crew conquered seas and formed a crew of pirates He and his crew plundered as much as they could

Meanwhile, on the deserted island, Captain Skunk was very lonely. It was just him, and a palm tree. Hello palm tree. How are you?

He sat down and wrote a letter, saying, "Dear whoever you are who finds this empty bottle, my name is Captain Skunk. I'm stranded on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere. If you could help me, I would be the most grateful. Thank you." And he signed it, "Captain Skunk."

And we do not want to play for a captain that betrays his team.

A terrible storm came upon them. The good ship Rose tossed and turned in the wind and waves. And when it was over, and although he would never admit it, the terrible pirate Black Bow-tie, was completely, and utterly, lost.