One morning, a pirate ship swept silently out of the steamy morning mist and caught the Rose by surprise. Captain Skunk heard a terrible cry. Har har har!

Never! Never said Black Bow-tie. And then he gave Captain Skunk two choices.

Ah, nothing. And waited. On the Rose, that terrible pirate Black Bow-tie was still lost. The pirate crew were getting very hungry.

The pirate crew were eager to rescue Captain Skunk, who was renowned for his sailing skills. Because they were lost and hungry and needed help. But, that terrible pirate Black Bow-tie said, "No, no, no!"

He knew right away it was one of the most feared pirates who ever was. Black Bow-tie. Har har har! Har har har! I'm taking over your ship and all of its' cargo.

Aye. Once this here ship delivers this here valuable cargo of tomato shampoo, I'll be rich! Rich! Rich! Har har! Ay ay Captain Black Bow-tie sir!

Captain Skunk sailed them back across the Seven Seas, for which the pirate crew, including Black Bow-tie, were most grateful. They had truly helped each other, and that was a good thing. And so ends the tallest of tall tales, the seafaring yarn of Captain Skunk and the pirates.

I refuse. Of course. The brave captain last saw his ship sailing into the sunset. At the helm of the Rose, the ship's hold of the treasure, that terrible pirate Black Bow-tie, drove his crew harder and harder.

Har har. Maybe there. No there. Where's the North Star? Meanwhile, back on the deserted island, Captain Skunk waited.

Captain Skunk was most grateful and thanked the pirate crew for helping him. Thank you.

Captain Black Bow-tie, couldn't we just borrow some shampoo? Yeah. And give the ship back later?

Har. Here's the deal Captain Skunk. Join me and we'll rule the Seas together, or I'll leave you here on this island in the middle of nowhere! Captain Skunk refused of course.

Captain Black Bow-tie, are we like lost or something, sir? Lost? Har har hardly. Now put your backs into it you land lovers! We sail that way. No, that way.

Captain Underpants To The Rescue

Many years ago, Captain Skunk's ship, the Rose, was sailing across the Seven Seas. The ship and the crew were headed to America loaded with a valuable cargo of tomato shampoo. Captain Skunk was renowned far and wide for his sailing skills.

A terrible storm came upon them. The good ship Rose tossed and turned in the wind and waves. And when it was over, and although he would never admit it, the terrible pirate Black Bow-tie, was completely, and utterly, lost.